Welcome to Bark After Dark , a series of hilarious but slightly unusual articles we post in the wee hours of the morning for you weirdos night owls. Not for the faint of heart, weak of stomach, or low of humor. Female dogs need not be offended if their mate falls asleep post-coitus. The dogeth doth protesteth too mucheth? Apparently females underreport, while males overreport — exaggerating up to six times the actual number of pairings. Take it easy, fellas!
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We named her Ellie, and she immediately changed our lives for the better. I could deal with the potty training, though. I knew it was just a phase. Because oh yes, anytime my husband and I kissed, she would jump up and stick her tongue between ours. On the other hand, it put a serious damper on our sex life, at least for a while. All the while, I was kind of embarrassed to bring it up with my girlfriends.
Since the domestication of the dog, people have been drawn to them and they to us. Dogs have helped us in so many ways and expect little in return. They have hunted with us, kept vermin and pests away, served the military and police, assisted the disabled, and faithfully remained our loyal companions.
Why do some dogs interfere when people are kissing, necking, or having sex? And what should you do about it? Or necking? Or having full-on sex? And what can we do about it?