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Many of the traditions surrounding Christmas are for children, since Santa Claus delivers presents for kids on the night of every Dec. But that hasn't stopped adults from creating Christmas songs that make Santa sexy. While the Santa Claus tradition at Christmastime should be about the innocence of children, musical perverts have been making Kris Kringle downright dirty for decades. Even when these depraved songs aren't literally about getting down with Santa, they manage to sexualize every aspect of Old Saint Nick — from him landing on your rooftop to the milk and cookies you leave out for him. There are plenty of songs about Christmas that turn uncomfortably sexual, with the most notable and, perhaps, most problematic example being "Baby, It's Cold Outside.
I have a legitimate question. I see videos all the time of women having sex whilst being crazy flexible. Does that actually make it feel any better? I know when I try to stretch it hurts like a motherfucker!