When you're taking some solo time to get in touch with your body, it's pretty much a judgment-free zone. You can do whatever, say whatever, and think whatever you want—nobody here to please but yourself! But just like your mind can wander when you're in bed with a partner , it's pretty much impossible to turn your brain off when you're getting busy with yourself. Really, who hasn't had the following thoughts while they were getting off? Well, to be fair, you probably know this layout a little better than your partner. But still.
13 household items you definitely shouldn't use to masturbate
Teenage boy is full of raging hormones and has exhausted the list of household items to put his penis inside. Teenage boy decides the suction pipe of the vacuum would be the ideal next step. It added a spinning propeller, a razor-sharp blade mounted a few inches inside the end of the vacuum hose. At least that was the plan. The reality is that these vacuum cleaners did exist, and one German doctor did his PhD thesis on this very topic, presenting cases of men whose penises had been mangled by a certain brand of cleaner. The particular model that seemed to be a common denominator in this entry had blades 15cm inside the hose, which is what caused the damage. You may notice from your current model that — while present — the blades are much further inside the appliance than any penis would be able to go.
May is National Masturbation Month, and we're celebrating with Feeling Yourself , a series exploring the finer points of self-pleasure. Sometimes, left to our own devices, us humans will do stupid things — especially when horny. After scouring forums on which people described their weirdest masturbating tools a lot of plastic baggies, a lot of doll parts?
Female masturbation is often seen as a taboo subject. Despite research showing that women masturbate as frequently as men, it's still not a topic that all females openly discuss. The Swedes have even created a new term for female masturbation in an attempt to stop women from being put off talking about the topic by the usual male-associated words. We spoke to women about their own experiences of masturbation and got some expert tips on how to make things work for you, including from Strawberry Siren, former Miss Burlesque Australia and the creator of the Pussy Play Masterclass, a workshop on the art of playing with yourself.